It’s time for the fall TV season to unfold, so sink into your ultrasuede couch, grab a can of Diet Coke and ignore the legal documents you brought home from the office while you fiddle with the clicker.

What adventures await Snooki and “The Situation”? Will the Glee Club win Sectionals? Will cameras in the locker room help the Jets win the Super Bowl for the fans of their new reality show? What family drama lies ahead for that modern Pritchett clan? Who will get promoted to partner on the “Big Law Bites” reality series? Oh … the suspense!