Let me say I’m bummed that Kellyanne Conway didn’t say a thing about why she’s leaving her job at the White House during her swan song speech at the Republican National Convention. I was hoping that she’d talk at least a teensy bit about the challenges of being a super career woman and mom—you know, all that balance stuff that young lawyers love to yak about—so that we can all relate.

We know Kellyanne has been having a hellish time on the home front. Almost from the start of her job as senior White House counsel, her husband George has been unrelentingly criticizing her thin-skinned boss Donald Trump. Then, right smack in the middle of the pandemic, Kellyanne’s 15-year-old daughter Claudia turned on her. Not only is Claudia a vocal anti-Trumpster, but she’s accused her mom of physical and emotional abuse. Oh, and she’s seeking pro bono help for emancipation from her parents.