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10 Phrases In-House Lawyers Hear That Portend Disaster

December 19, 2012

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10. "You are the most wonderful person I have ever met. We were meant to start this business/do this deal/win this suit."

Beware flattery without facts, especially when it comes too fast, too soon. It is a sign of a sociopath. They target their victims (people they can use), compromise their targets' integrity, exploit them and toss them aside when finished. The whole cycle starts with false flattery.

For more information read "The Sociopath Next Door" by Martha Stout and "Without Conscience: The Disturbing World of the Psychopaths Among Us" by Robert D. Hare. Or, sit down with "Othello." Shakespeare identified the prototype sociopath, Iago, who remarks, "When devils will the blackest sins put on/They do suggest at first with heavenly shows. . . ."

Speaking of the devil, watch this scene from The Devil's Advocate (a truly horrible movie). Al Pacino stars as Satan, with his day job being the managing partner of an international firm. He counsels a colleague who knows Pacino is Satan: "Don't get too cocky. No matter how good you are. Don't let them see you coming. That's the gaff, my friend — make yourself small. Be the hick. The cripple. The nerd. The leper. The freak. Look at me — I've been underestimated from day one."

Here is the title card in the great fight: private investigator Flippo in the white trunks v. Satan in the red. I'm in Flippo's corner, hoping and praying to see it coming. The devil be damned.

Michael P. Maslanka is the managing partner of the Dallas office of Constangy, Brooks & Smith. He is board certified in labor and employment law by the Texas Board of Legal Specialization. His podcasts and "Work Matters" blog can be found at texaslawyer.com.

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  • Calling It Like It Is

    December 19, 2012 01:23 PM

    A great article. I like that it tells in-house lawyers to get out ahead of problems and insists that you should.



    I would add - "I am willing to assume that risk." Ask that person about that after a disaster occurs. Generally the person making that statement has no idea of the real risks, doesn't care, can't afford to evaluate the "real" risks or some combination of the three.

  • Portia's Daughter

    December 19, 2012 10:07 AM

    I truly enjoyed this article, and have collected the on-point quotations for my own edification. You raise a number of extraordinarily critical facts, in particular those related to the ways of the sociopath. I have both read the two books you cite to, and have been the victim of a sociopath myself. Would that I had been warned and taught the signs of the danger; my life would be very different today.

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